Suddenly aware that time and men are disappearing, many single women are clinging to relationships they already have, with a new fervor to make them work.
Genre
humor
Characters
Charlene McGuire; Cathy Andrews
Synopsis
Charlene is reading an article on women and relationships.
I make a lot of money and I get to spend it all on myself... I live in a great place where all the closets are for me... I'm totally free to come and go...
Ever since Andrea and Luke got married I've dreamed that one day you and I would surprise them with the news that we were going to try living together, Irving...
Yes, I know that if I'd started it a year ago, the benefits would have been compounding daily, and that by waiting until the last second I'm only cheating myself.
Genre
humor
Characters
Cathy Andrews
Synopsis
Cathy is talking on the phone about financial advice.
Attention all employees: I know that working here has destroyed your health, ruined your relationships, and wadded your career enthusiasm into little piles of trash.
Everyone's going wild for this new style. It combines the bust-flattening feature of the one-piece suit with the seat-squashing feature of the two-piece!
At "The Last Resort" we offer two programs: the "Torture System" where every moment is dictated by us... or the "Honor System", where you apply your own keen sense of discipline.
Genre
humor
Characters
Cathy Andrews
Synopsis
Cathy wants the most grueling fitness program one can drag a body through in seven days.
After a day of exercise, yoga helps us quietly reflect on our inner selves..... picture the blood flowing to your fingertips... picture your peaceful brain cells,,,
Dear mom... I'm lying naked in a vat of seaweed paste, breathing through a plastic straw and listening to a tape of the mating call of the arctic walrus.