Mad #490
(June 2008)

EC, 1952 Series
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Price
4.99 USD
Pages
52
Indicia Frequency
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Indicia / Colophon Publisher
E.C. Publications Inc.
Barcode
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Editing
John Ficarra (credited) (editor)

Indiana Jones (Table of Contents)

Alfred E. Neuman / cover / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
Mark Fredrickson
Inks
Mark Fredrickson
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody; humor
Characters
Alfred E. Neuman
Synopsis
Alfred in Indiana Jones's familiar garb.

Ninja Gaiden II (Table of Contents: 1) (Expand) /

Ninja Gaiden II / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Departments (Table of Contents: 2)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
various
Inks
various
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Characters
Alfred E. Neuman; Super Delegate; Indiana Jones; Deathster; Lizz LemonPledge

Indexer Notes

Art is from various places in the magazine. The feature "Optimus Prime Rib Department" is phony and does not actually appear in the issue.

Dragon Ball Z Remastered (Table of Contents: 3) (Expand) /

Dragon Ball Z / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Random Samplings of Reader Mail (Table of Contents: 4)

Letters and Tomatoes Department [Letters and Tomatoes Dept.] / letters page / 2.67 pages (report information)

Script
John Ficarra
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Alfred E. Neuman; Matisyahu; Jonathan Bresman
Synopsis
Includes the editor's Nifty Fifty of celebrities to photograph with a copy of MAD for the coming year.

Indexer Notes

Letters, photos and fan art from: Craig Kleinpeter; Kevin Killermann; Victor Gratt; Steve Haller; Jeanette Handling; Tony Comunale; Rachel Nussbaum; Ed Meisinger; Royan Iranpour; April Harris; Jason Reeves; Ryan Castillo; Peter & Janelle Hernandez; Colton Walker

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

credits, title page / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
non-fiction

The Fundalini Pages (Table of Contents: 6)

Random Acts of Mindless Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
various
Pencils
various
Inks
various
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Barack Obama; Hillary Clinton; John McCain; Jenna Jameson; Fat Steve; Joe Bitterman; Nick
Synopsis
Various short satires of pop culture.

Indexer Notes

Contributors (roles unknown) include: Paul Coker; Dick DeBartolo; Evan Dorkin; Sarah Dyer; Garth Gerhart; Darren Johnson; Jeff Kruse; Jacob Lambert; Randy McIlwane; Bob Staake; Ward Sutton; Rick Tulka

Segments include: Lines Cut From The Candidates' Convention Speeches; Randy's Dandy Toon Time; Teen Car Laws; The Swift 6; Fast Food Motto or Jenna Jameson Movie Titles; Wartime Birds Closely Related To The Chickenhawk; Diet Tips From Fat Steve; Solutions to Last Month’s “Mini-Mystery”; Most Despised Disney Dalmatians; Least E-mailed Articles; Sports Injuries From Around the World; Bitterman.

Millions of Trees Gave Their Lives For These Books (Table of Contents: 7) (Expand) /

MAD books / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

30 Crock (Table of Contents: 8)

Oy Fey! Dept. / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Arnie Kogen
Pencils
Tom Richmond
Inks
Tom Richmond
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Tracy Morgan [as Crazee Jumpin]; Tina Feh [as Lizz LemonPledge]; Alec Baldwin [as Jock Dungaheap]; Jane Krackheadski [as Henna Baloney]; Lorne Michaels (cameo); Jack McBrayer [as Kennel]; Hannah Montana (cameo); Judah Friedlander [as Crank]
Synopsis
A typical day at the studios at 30 Crock.
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Parody of tv show 30 Rock.

It's Ugly Out There! (Table of Contents: 9) (Expand) /

Uglydoll / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

SuperDelegate (Table of Contents: 10)

Washington DC Comics Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Joe Raiola
Pencils
Robert Sikoryak (credited as R. Sikoryak)
Inks
Robert Sikoryak (credited as R. Sikoryak)
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
satire-parody; superhero
Characters
Bill Clinton; Hillary Clinton; Barack Obama; Michelle Obama
Synopsis
Bill, in his secret identity as SuperDelegate, stops the Obama campaign dead.
Reprints

Indexer Notes

A parody of the Silver Age Superman comic plots, drawn in a similar style.

The Top-Secret "Indiana Jones Memo" from George Lucas to Steven Spielberg (Table of Contents: 11)

Hit and Missive Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
D. Shayne (credited as David Shayne)
Pencils
Jack Syracuse
Inks
Jack Syracuse
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Steven Spielberg; George Lucas (printed word)
Synopsis
A fake letter of ideas for the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull movie.

A MAD Look At Science Fairs (Table of Contents: 12)

Serge-In General Dept. [Serge In General Dept.] / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Sergio Aragonés
Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés
Colors
?

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Various things that might go wrong with typical science fair projects.

Embryonic Jones and The Temple of Womb (Table of Contents: 13)

Fetal Attraction Dept.; A Mad Pull-Out Poster / illustration / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Desmond Devlin
Pencils
Richard Williams
Inks
Richard Williams
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Characters
Embryonic Jones

Indexer Notes

Parody of an Indiana Jones movie poster.

An Important Message From MAD's Director of Business & Development (Table of Contents: 14) (Expand) /

Mad Magazine / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Monroe and...Evolution (Table of Contents: 15)

Angster's Paradise Dept. / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Anthony Barbieri
Pencils
Tom Fowler
Inks
Tom Fowler
Colors
Ryan Flanders
Letters
?

Genre
humor
Characters
Monroe; Mr. Bines; Johab; Johab's father; Johab's mother; Monroe's mother; Monroe's father
Synopsis
Monroe is paired with a new, home-schooled, Christian boy for a homework assignment.

Subscribe to MAD Classics...and Own This MAD Classic! (Table of Contents: 16) (Expand) /

MAD Classics / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

MAD's Rusty Iron Man Outtakes (Table of Contents: 17)

Monkey in The Metal Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Iron Man [Tony Stark]; Pepper
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Movie stills with fake dialogue.

A-Hole Foods Market (Table of Contents: 18)

Taking The Wind Out Of Their Sales Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Kiernan P. Schmitt
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Synopsis
Fake ad to look like Whole Foods Market circular.

7 Periods Closer To Death (Table of Contents: 19)

Rall of Duty Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Ted Rall
Pencils
Ted Rall
Inks
Ted Rall
Letters
Ted Rall

Genre
humor
Characters
Brian; Angela
Synopsis
Brian refuses a prom invitation from Angela.

MADKids On Sale Now! (Table of Contents: 20) (Expand) /

MADKids / promo (ad from the publisher) / 2 pages (report information)

10 Things Indiana Jones Hates More Than Snakes (Table of Contents: 21)

Reptile Dysfunction Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
John Caldwell
Pencils
John Caldwell
Inks
John Caldwell
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Indiana Jones; Robert Langdon
Synopsis
A look at other things that might bug Indiana Jones.

Spy Vs. Spy (Table of Contents: 22)

Joke & Dagger Dept. [Joke and Dagger Dept.]; Spy vs. Spy / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Peter Kuper
Pencils
Peter Kuper
Inks
Peter Kuper
Colors
?

Genre
humor; spy
Characters
Black Spy; White Spy
Synopsis
The White Spy is camouflaged so well that the Black Spy destroys several things thinking they are the White Spy.

Deathster (Table of Contents: 23)

Good Kill Hunting Dept. / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Charlie Kadau
Pencils
Hermann Mejia
Inks
Hermann Mejia
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Deathster Morgue'in; Angel Badteaser; Tom Asstore; Maria Lagrabba; Debrat; Scary Morgue'in; Sgt. Croakes; Vince Masukka; Reepa; Liar
Synopsis
A typical week in the life of Deathster, with a flashback to his youth.

Indexer Notes

Parody of the tv show Dexter.

What The Heck Is The Difference? (Table of Contents: 24)

Observation Dreck Dept. / activity / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Jack Rickard
Inks
Jack Rickard
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Indiana Jones; Alfred E. Neuman
Synopsis
Cover of MAD #228 with a variation to find the differences on.
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Answer included.

All-Out Ninja War - Uncut (Table of Contents: 25) (Expand) /

Naruto / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

What Frightening Ancient Relic Will Be The Focus of Much Attention and Fanfare This Summer? (Table of Contents: 26)

Mad Fold-In / activity / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Jaffee
Pencils
Al Jaffee
Inks
Al Jaffee
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
John McCain
Synopsis
Answer is: John McCain.

Indexer Notes

Inside back cover.

Drawn-Out Dramas (Table of Contents: 27)

Marginal Thinking Dept. / comic story / 0 pages (report information)

Script
Sergio Aragonés
Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés

Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Gags appear on 12 different pages.

Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Water (Table of Contents: 28) (Expand) /

Vampirates / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. Indiana Jones
    Alfred E. Neuman
  2. 1. Ninja Gaiden II
    Ninja Gaiden II
  3. 2. Departments
  4. 3. Dragon Ball Z Remastered
    Dragon Ball Z
  5. 4. Random Samplings of Reader Mail
    Letters and Tomatoes Department [Letters and Tomatoes Dept.]
  6. 5. [no title indexed]
  7. 6. The Fundalini Pages
    Random Acts of Mindless Dept.
  8. 7. Millions of Trees Gave Their Lives For These Books
    MAD books
  9. 8. 30 Crock
    Oy Fey! Dept.
  10. 9. It's Ugly Out There!
    Uglydoll
  11. 10. SuperDelegate
    Washington DC Comics Dept.
  12. 11. The Top-Secret "Indiana Jones Memo" from George Lucas to Steven Spielberg
    Hit and Missive Dept.
  13. 12. A MAD Look At Science Fairs
    Serge-In General Dept. [Serge In General Dept.]
  14. 13. Embryonic Jones and The Temple of Womb
    Fetal Attraction Dept.; A Mad Pull-Out Poster
  15. 14. An Important Message From MAD's Director of Business & Development
    Mad Magazine
  16. 15. Monroe and...Evolution
    Angster's Paradise Dept.
  17. 16. Subscribe to MAD Classics...and Own This MAD Classic!
    MAD Classics
  18. 17. MAD's Rusty Iron Man Outtakes
    Monkey in The Metal Dept.
  19. 18. A-Hole Foods Market
    Taking The Wind Out Of Their Sales Dept.
  20. 19. 7 Periods Closer To Death
    Rall of Duty Dept.
  21. 20. MADKids On Sale Now!
    MADKids
  22. 21. 10 Things Indiana Jones Hates More Than Snakes
    Reptile Dysfunction Dept.
  23. 22. Spy Vs. Spy
    Joke & Dagger Dept. [Joke and Dagger Dept.]; Spy vs. Spy
  24. 23. Deathster
    Good Kill Hunting Dept.
  25. 24. What The Heck Is The Difference?
    Observation Dreck Dept.
  26. 25. All-Out Ninja War - Uncut
    Naruto
  27. 26. What Frightening Ancient Relic Will Be The Focus of Much Attention and Fanfare This Summer?
    Mad Fold-In
  28. 27. Drawn-Out Dramas
    Marginal Thinking Dept.
  29. 28. Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Water
    Vampirates
This issue was modified by, among others
  • mcomics
  • Peter Croome
  • Hector G. Dueñas G.
  • Katy Hayhurst
  • Donald Dale Milne
  • Jim Van Dore